Karaoke singer attacked after starting song - Sorry, honey, but I think that this woman is my soulmate…I’m sure you’ll understand.
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Photoshop Contest: Nearly 50 Movie Remakes and Sequels So Bad They Wouldn't Even Go Straight to DVD - I would go see “No Country For Mole Men” on opening night. I’d wait in line, even.
Fox News Photoshops Pictures Of New York Times Reporters In Response To Weekend "Hit Piece" - Media on The Huffington Post - Stunning! That Fox News employees have even the most basic knowledge of Photoshop to begin with…
“coffee” huh? I think we got off light.
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Dwyane Wade: Dwyane Wade Becomes Unwitting Spokesman In China - Maybe Dwayne can parlay the settlement from this upcoming lawsuit into some new socks for Charles Barkley.
Young couple caught skinny-dipping in Portland water reservoir - Just two lovebirds doing their part to keep Portland Weird…err, or something.
Lawsuit Filed To Carry Weapons In Atlanta Airport - Reason #345 why I will NEVER go to Georgia.
Y’know that groin strain/pull/hernia that I thought I had? Yeah, I may have been overracting. It seems to have been nothing more than bad gas. Or, at least it was a combo of bad gas and soreness…and boredom. This is what happens when I have hours upon hours to waste at work. I get myself worked up into a tizzy over nothing.
Anyway, this, um, unpleastantness…let us never speak of it again.
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Yes, that’s a US flag. Yes, this picture was taken in America. Fucked up, huh?
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